If your mammy doesn’t have jobs for you, is she even your mammy?
If only Public Transport could also allow for private conversations.
For 31 days a year, it’s not a matter of ‘if’ but ‘when’ you hear that song…
Sometimes, giving in to temptation leaves you wondering what all the fuss is about…
If you’ve really “done nothing wrong”, why get so nervous when you see the Guards?
If you can’t understand politicians, maybe try to see things from their perspective.
If a tree falls but no one hears it, that tree still hears an Ed Sheeran song.